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If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bedtimes", delete it immediately.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on all of
your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking
on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's or DVD's you
attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will cause your
toilet to flush while you are showering. It will drink all of your
beer. For God's sake, are you listening??? It will leave dirty
underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace
your shampoo with Nair® and your Nair® with
If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows®
95/98/ME/XP/NT/2000 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave
your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not
only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also
refill your skim milk with whole milk. Warn as many people as you can.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
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